Little Leprechaun Sex
I have a dirty little secret: I dig midgets.
My sister-in-law and I both dream of owning an island where little men wait on us. Neither of us has discussed sex with midgets (we are only sister-in-laws, not real sisters ya know), but given that St Patrick's Day is almost here, I figured a look at little people was appropriate.
Which reminds me of this joke:
Two leprechauns went to the convent and begged an audience with the Mother Superior.
"Well, how can I help you little people?" asked Mother Superior. The larger and more intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked "Oh Mother Superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the convent?"
"No," says mother superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at the convent."
"All right than, Mother Superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns in all of Ireland than?"
"No, no," replied Mother Superior, "I don't know of any nuns who are also midgets in all of Ireland at all."
"Well than Mother Superior, in all of nundom, in the whole world of all the nuns, would you be knowing, than, of any midget nuns?"
"No, I would not, there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" replied Mother Superior, "and would you please tell me what this is all about!!?"
The asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said "See, its as I told you all along, you've been dating a Penguin."
But back to midget porn...Not surprisingly, midget porn is another area that delivers to male fantasies. This must really appeal to the man who wants to feel as if he's splitting her open with his large, large cock. :sigh: Boring.
I wish they did more to promote "I Dream of Teeny"
as shown. Now that's a hot little fantasy!
This guy almost looks like a leprachaun -- check out the ears!
I do have to wonder why there aren't any midgets in cosutmes in these sites...
You think with all the sci-fi fantasies, the myth & lore lovers, that it would be a natural to have midgets in leprachaun, drawf, fairy, Yoda, Ewok, elf and other costumes that allow for such fantasy play.
I think I'd be rather into that.
But I'm not sure that I can get off to this 'standard' midget porn. I don't think it's "wrong" -- little people need love & sex too, just as much as Big Titted Gals, Large Dicked Men and combinations thereof, like Trannies with both Big Cocks & Large Breasts. But I think I'll stick to my island fantasies, where they are pleasant to look at as they cater to my (almost) every whim.
