Who has an interest in bubblegum bubble-blowing 'teens?' First of all, we are going to assume that with 2257 compliance, 'teen' means 18 & 19 year olds, & perhaps the gum is supposed to make visitors think they are younger (I shudder) but getting past that...

New new site offers teens in bubble blowing photos & bubble gum movies

Doesn't gum chewing & bubble blowing indicate a certain bordom?

When I hear 'gum chewing teens,' I get a bit more of a 'sullen, attitudinal teen' than a 'sexy one.' Maybe I spend too much time with real teens. And it's obvious I am missing the whole girly-teens-are-sexy thing.


The "Asian Teen Masturbating" is really quite lovely without the gum anyway -- however, I don't see how anyone really masturbating has the presence of mind to be able to chew & blow while giving oneself pleasure. I can't. I need to concentrate to blow a bubble, and if I am thinking about that as a prioroty over masturbating, well, I must not know how to push my own buttons. Perhaps it's just me. I can't 69 for the same reasons. I have concentration-vs-enjoyment issues, I become conflicted. *sigh*

Sex, with myself, or another is not boring. I have no desire to chew gum or blow bubbles with it.

Overall, I just don't get the concept of this sort of arousal.  ¶ 4:23 PM 2 comments   

  Putting Smut In Its Place Regina Lynn says Put Smut in Its Place, or at least that's what she titles her post.

Apparently 23% of male & 12% of female workers feel that the place for smut is the office, as according to this recent study.

Starbucks doesn't want it heard while folks drink their coffee.

Gracie notes that while corporations such as WalMart refuse to sell anything 'mature,' & Ebay takes the monies from adult sellers (yet they put those sellers in a dark little hidden attic & have them wear scarlet letters or red stars), perhaps when it comes to ecommerce, they should learn something.

Ohio doesn't want it anywhere.

Russians don't want porn in their ballet -- didn't ballet begin as 'vulgar?'  ¶ 3:11 PM 0 comments   

  I'm Not Alone Most bloggers want to show you how original they are. I'm willing to show you that there are more like me. Either there's safety in numbers, or it's a sign that soon there will no longer be any good porn. But what the hell, you're here, & so you might as well enjoy more of the same old same old, right?

Eric wonders "Why does porn got to hurt so bad?"

Here Gracie Articulates Her Thoughts On Porn

Meanwhile, this person has dedicated their free time to internet surfers every where: A public service to help keep good people from spending money on bad porn.

Maybe it's not the porn itself that sucks, but it's marketing departments?

Exhibit A: The 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles

The Porn Banner Showcase is a gallery of the tasteless, at least as far as discovered adult site banners & ads go.

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  The Lesbian Market? In the world of porn, the lesbian is a mythical beast. Like the unicorn. With a strap on horn, I guess.

According to their press information, GirlyGangBang.com is a "most original series."

They promise "incredible lesbian gang bangs, with dildo and strap on action. There's even some anal and double penetration, something rather rare in the lesbian market. Girly Gang Bang is every guy's dream : 6 babes on one, followed by a scenes where the roles are reversed. Most lesbian content is rather cute and playful. Girly Gang Bang is serious stuff, rather hardcore."

Hmmmm. Rare? In the real world, yes. Women, lesbos or not, do not typically from misogynist mobs. I suspect that the few female gang bangs are the things of prison scenes, and very little giggling is going on. Nor any licking of sweet glossed lips.

And the stars of these scenes, female inmates, are not the visions of loveliness that the members of GirlyGangBang.com are looking for. I'm just going to go out on a limb here & suggest that female prisoners do not look like the 'first timers' at this site. It's not just the whole issue of lipstick lesbians, or the conditions of our country's penal system prohibiting glamour as a way of life & looks, but I just don't think this is how lesbians behave.

But men keep looking. Keep hoping.

In EROS Magazine, July 1980, there is yet another example of man's hunt for lesbian action. Along with the pictoral spread, text reads "I wish you were a man," continuing with "I wish I had low slung balls for you to suck on," and ending with "I wish I could screw you till you begged me to stop."

Yeah, that's what lesbians do, dream of cock.

As the owner of that magazine notes, "Finding out that your friend wishes she had a huge black cock to fuck your little blonde cunt with might be disturbing to most women, but, again, giving men the opportunity to project their own image onto either woman is what sold the photos, not the burgeoning lesbian market."

And that's the point, this isn't for the lesbian market. Neither is GirlyGangBang.com. So when they claim "something rather rare in the lesbian market," you have to wonder just how dumb these guys are. Or how dumb they think their members are.

But then their members are thinking with their members... and if they believe in the mythical lesbian legends, long & hard enough, perhaps it will come true. And that's something they can shake their fists at.

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  Define Opine Likely you don't need the definition of porn. In all actuality it is the harder of the two words, 'porn' & 'opine,' to define, but everyone thinks they know what it means. More on that later, I am sure.

Now on to 'opine.'

Opine means to speak one's opinion without fear or hesitation. Opinions are personal beliefs or judgments that are not founded on proof or certainty.

Which means I am going to be giving my unfounded thoughts in a decisive, unmistakable manner regarding an ill-defined subject.

And the pictures will not always be pretty.  ¶ 6:36 PM 0 comments