The Lesbian Market? In the world of porn, the lesbian is a mythical beast. Like the unicorn. With a strap on horn, I guess.

According to their press information, GirlyGangBang.com is a "most original series."

They promise "incredible lesbian gang bangs, with dildo and strap on action. There's even some anal and double penetration, something rather rare in the lesbian market. Girly Gang Bang is every guy's dream : 6 babes on one, followed by a scenes where the roles are reversed. Most lesbian content is rather cute and playful. Girly Gang Bang is serious stuff, rather hardcore."

Hmmmm. Rare? In the real world, yes. Women, lesbos or not, do not typically from misogynist mobs. I suspect that the few female gang bangs are the things of prison scenes, and very little giggling is going on. Nor any licking of sweet glossed lips.

And the stars of these scenes, female inmates, are not the visions of loveliness that the members of GirlyGangBang.com are looking for. I'm just going to go out on a limb here & suggest that female prisoners do not look like the 'first timers' at this site. It's not just the whole issue of lipstick lesbians, or the conditions of our country's penal system prohibiting glamour as a way of life & looks, but I just don't think this is how lesbians behave.

But men keep looking. Keep hoping.

In EROS Magazine, July 1980, there is yet another example of man's hunt for lesbian action. Along with the pictoral spread, text reads "I wish you were a man," continuing with "I wish I had low slung balls for you to suck on," and ending with "I wish I could screw you till you begged me to stop."

Yeah, that's what lesbians do, dream of cock.

As the owner of that magazine notes, "Finding out that your friend wishes she had a huge black cock to fuck your little blonde cunt with might be disturbing to most women, but, again, giving men the opportunity to project their own image onto either woman is what sold the photos, not the burgeoning lesbian market."

And that's the point, this isn't for the lesbian market. Neither is GirlyGangBang.com. So when they claim "something rather rare in the lesbian market," you have to wonder just how dumb these guys are. Or how dumb they think their members are.

But then their members are thinking with their members... and if they believe in the mythical lesbian legends, long & hard enough, perhaps it will come true. And that's something they can shake their fists at.

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