My Holiday Porno Picks
You've been waiting for it...
you know you have!Porn-Opine now gives her top 3 picks for porn-flicks -- just in time for holiday giving!
Pick #3Can't go wrong with a classic, so get
The Devil in Miss Jones.
From the golden era of porno, back when all the adult films had both plots & hot sex, this film has everything - including a double penetration scene & sex with fruit.
One of the most watched adult films of all time, and sure to please your classic film buff.
Pick #2For the girl or guy on your list who has a little difficulty keeping a straight face at the idea of porn,
work with it!Wild & Wacky Adventures of Chloe is the story of a comic-book-geek who dreams his comic-book-girl, Chloe, into his bed. And of course, reality & fantasy collide. But in a great way.
Picture this scene: The doorbell rings, and the naked chick opens the door -- to two Jehovaha's Witnesses! Naturally, the three of them have sex. But you don't have to picture it -- go
here, and look for the pic you see to the left, click it & watch the scene!
Not only is this a fun porno to watch, but it's hot. Sexy folks, a plot line (
hell, a funny plot line that mocks porn as much as it celebrates sex), and there's
no way Chloe is faking these orgasms.
Pick #1If you just want hot, hot sex, get
Urban Friction: A Modern Romance.
Gracie at Sex-Kitten.net called it "ants-in-your-pants, can't-sit-still, must-finger-yourself heat!" in
her review, and so I had to buy it. (
Use of this sort of descriptors was too compelling!) And I'm damn glad I did.
Full of hot sex, the story line is about a young couple who push the boundaries of their relationship in the process of fulfilling their individual fantasies.
Of special interest is Mika's fantasy of sex with two men -- the tension while her boyfriend is forced to watch is acute. Once he gets to join it the action, it's even better.
Women will like the non-whimpering attitude of the women in the film, men will love the fact that this film isn't 'girly' by virtue of holding back the graphic sex --
all will love the fact that this movie creates heat & passion, not just sexual acts. For photos & a clip, go
see Gracie's full review.