More Teen Sites, Porn-Opine's Angst The same people who bring you the bubblegum blowing teens, also bring you...

TicklingTeenies -- a site where girls are tickled on their tummies, on their little feety-weetsies, by each other, by men, it doesn't matter. It's such a giggle-fest!

*gag*

Let's be honest, it's simply another one of those 'imagine being able to hide in a closet when all the teeny-boppers have a party & see what they really do together' deal.

Girls don't do this.

But webmaster Bob has all this left over pastel pink & baby blue html code... He can't let it go to waste, so what's he gonna do?

He's gonna make teen sites, baby! And he's gonna find his niche...

The tickling of body parts! Sure, it's a small audience, but no one has bid this combination of keywords up to $25 yet -- There's keyword-rich-territory, my friends!

Bob's a genius.

I'm willing to conceed that there's a large foot fetish following, so sure, bill the 'bare feet' all you want. And yes, tickling is a sensation one can use during sex, in fact, used too long it can actually become abusive, & so might be the punishment of choice for an out of work comedy writer with control issues.

But I am most ammused to see 'armpit' used as part of the site's meta tags & keywords. Hell, I think I might actually be impressed. I don't know why. Perhaps the use of 'armpit' in conjunction with 'sex' is just long over due in my mind.

Pretty baby blue & pastel pink 'teen' sites are not.

And so we have pretty young things tickling themselves into seizures, giggling uncontrollably as males enter their virgin armpits -- All this tickling naturally leads to the girls wetting themselves, so webmaster Bob also offers you SquirtingTeenies.

I could start in again on my hatred regarding the pastel-teen-site-mania, but something else is of interest here...

Gee, they went all out on the corporate tees!

"Hey, Bob, we're almost out of tap water & catheters."

Bob says "While I run to Wal*Mart, keep an eye on the girls..."

"But what am I gonna do with 'em?"

"I dunno, here's a marker, have the girls write on those leftover baby t-shirts..."

Bob is a genius.  ¶ 3:06 PM