Everybody loves Lesbians!
OK, I don't want to
beat a dead horse here, but as the horror continues...
A well known adult webmaster school,
CozyAcademy, instructs their pupils in utter mythology:
"Everybody loves Lesbians! Straight men love them because they just do. Straight women love them because lesbians don't appear to be exploiting each other. Lesbians love lesbians because they're lesbians. Even some gay men enjoy watching a little carpet munching from time to time."Straight men love them "just because the do?"
That's the best the teacher could muster?! Sure, there's a butt-load of straight males with a lesbian fantasy -- at the start, anyway. The ultimate part is that he gets to join the shes, and convince them that cock rules. Sure, he'd like to have them remain 'lesbians,' in the menage a trois fashion. For more on this subject, read
Why men like lesbians.
We straight women love lesbians because they "don't appear to be exploiting each other."
If you think a straight woman doesn't see that porn which takes straight women & puts them in scenarios created by & for men (as directed by Ms Titmouse at the academy) as exploitive, you really, really, think women are even dumber than than straight men. That's insulting.
"Lesbians love lesbians." Hell, that's true enough. But according to this tutorial,
this isn't about lesbians. Since I've identified myself as 'straight' (but not narrow), perhaps you don't trust me to be the voice of lesbian-reaction-to-lesbian-porn. Well, you don't need me to be. Ask
Sappho or
Rollertrain.
"Even some gay men enjoy watching a little carpet munching from time to time." Since Titmouse has been so dead-on with her other well researched facts, I not inclined to believe her. In fact, it is far more likely that
lesbians watch & enjoy gay male porn.
Titmouse continues: "Let's face it, the penis is not the most photogenic body part. Not to mention, when you insert a penis into a scene, that scene automatically becomes hardcore porn. Lesbian porn can be hardcore but it's more like diet hardcore. For some inexplicable reason, when women fuck each other, everybody is happy."
A few other corrections here --
A) When you "insert a penis into a scene, that scene automatically becomes hardcore porn." Well, I'm no legal professor, but first, the penis would have to be naked. And isn't a naked penis as 'wrong' as a naked pussy? I think the scene becomes hardcore when the penis is inserted into the other person in the scene, not just appearing on video or pixelized... Ditto for the dildo, her fingers in the pie, lip service.
B) I don't know what "diet hardcore" is. I don't think she knows either. If I had to guess, I'd say it has 1/2 the calories. Or maybe it's hardcore you can live on, as in a steady diet of hardcore... Which leads me to --
C) "The penis is not the photogenic body part." Hmm. Well, I guess that all goes to your preference. I like to look at cock myself. But it is proven that the nude female form is more generally perceived as lovely than the male. This because of the female having more curves -- and curves are deemed more attractive & natural than sharp or straight lines. It is a well documented fact, & part of the art student's study. If Titmouse had persued this line of logic in her reasoning why the nude female form was more appealing, her article would not have been blasted by me.
Instead she choose to be a cliched purveyor of misinformation which will affect my smut in a negative way.Titmouse winds her lecture up with this gem of wisdom: "Right now, lesbian porn is at the height of fashion. It's almost chic to be a lesbian. That might change some day but there will always be an audience for the ladies who munch."
Oh, I'm having an 80's flashback. For those of you who think I'm anti-lesbian porn, bite me. You've completely misunderstood my point.
Make
lesbian porn for lesbians -- better yet, have
lesbian porn made by lesbians. And
read lesbian porn site reviews by lesbians, ok?
Stop creating crap. And shame on that school for instructing you to make crap.
