Armpit To Replace Pussy
I knew it!
Just days after I post
"Perhaps the use of 'armpit' in conjunction with 'sex' is just long over due in my mind" Fleshbot posts the
"Japanese Armpit Fetish Videos". Naturally, I did as they suggested, and ran the page through Bablefish... My favorite is "Odor of menthol type" Hmm, how does one get menthol smelling armpits? Wait a minute. I don't really want to know.
Instead, I'd rather find more references of armpit sex....
Apparently, you can love your own armpit – it's masturbatory! Is this armpit sex the new androgyny? We want gender-free parts now?
AllThePits.com takes pits seriously. They offer hairy hardcore videos & even offer pro-hairy-pit articles. It's like a political statement, apparently.
This site claims “Dude shoots a very thick load of cum in the armpit of a jock. The cum gets stuck in the jock's thick smelly hair pit hair.”
Is this really necessary?This columnist is a bit PO'd about the status of armpit moisture & how it
denigrates men. Really. He says "The ad slogan is "Dry Pits Win." The message is: Your chick is not really dating you, dumbass. She is dating your giant hairy armpit. This is all she really cares about."
I thought I was the only one who hated the Axe commercials. Every last figgin' one too. But if the choice of companion is the Axe guy or the smelly guy above, that's a no-brainer. I'll suffer the stinging pride of supporting Axe longer than the stinging pain in nostrils & eyes. (Note: I said 'companion,' I did not agree to armpit sex with anyone.)
However, there is some practical use for armpit sex. Or so
we are told: "Besides just feeling good to me (and to boy—warm, soft, optionally furry envelopment), the frontwards version of armpit sex makes a good short break from sucking cock (if boy is upright); I can hug him with his unit in my armpit, and take a moment to get my jaw back in working order or kiss his belly."
Now every girl can use a little jaw rejuvenation break... but I am leary of taking his 'unit' back in my mouth after it's been there... deoderant can't be a pleasant tasting thing...
But then she also points out another very practical point: -- "The only practical consideration for me is that I don't care much for sticky or wet messes in my armpits and prefer to have boy come somewhere else. We have never stuck with armpit sex right through to orgasm anyway..."
Yeah, now that's what I am talking about. No thanks, Mister, if you want to screw me, you'll need to employ my pussy. I'm not into armpit sex. Not casually, not in a loving committed relationship. Just not interested period.
